Not to worry, I won't tell you how to get a girl and leave you hanging in case the female has psychopathic tendencies or in the words of Tiger Woods,'bitches be crazy'. I got you Homie.
Saturday, 23 July 2016
A LETTER FROM THE GRAVE
My time has come and gone.
I have paid the ripper what I owe.
My only regrets amongst all I've done
Is not making a good bargain for my soul
I hope you get this before the breaking of dawn
I pray you adhere to it like gum
Because from my fiery after life I see no sun
And my heart faints because I should have been a better son.
I'm being mourned surely by mother
And I see the disappointment in the eyes of father.
So this is my massage from 6feet down under
Never lose faith, never surrender
Never defect, never to hide the truth, blunder
Because beauty might lie in the eyes of the beholder
But the consequences of your actions will rest on your shoulder.
My massage will expire with your shado
I am soiled, I have lost my glow
Follow me not or this pain will your mind blow
Your will will be broken and your suffering will only grow
Heed my massage for I speak from down below.
I have paid the ripper what I owe.
My only regrets amongst all I've done
Is not making a good bargain for my soul
I hope you get this before the breaking of dawn
I pray you adhere to it like gum
Because from my fiery after life I see no sun
And my heart faints because I should have been a better son.
I'm being mourned surely by mother
And I see the disappointment in the eyes of father.
So this is my massage from 6feet down under
Never lose faith, never surrender
Never defect, never to hide the truth, blunder
Because beauty might lie in the eyes of the beholder
But the consequences of your actions will rest on your shoulder.
My massage will expire with your shado
I am soiled, I have lost my glow
Follow me not or this pain will your mind blow
Your will will be broken and your suffering will only grow
Heed my massage for I speak from down below.
Guides To Getting a Girl.
Guides To Getting a girl
Disclaimer: the steps here in under have been tried and experimented upon, if tried by anyone, I shan't beheld responsible for the consequences thereof ..However do feel free to send your experiences in the comment section
Disclaimer: the steps here in under have been tried and experimented upon, if tried by anyone, I shan't beheld responsible for the consequences thereof ..However do feel free to send your experiences in the comment section
Thursday, 11 February 2016
My world of psycho's
A wise man once said ,"Death was the greatest gift given to man", well let's agree to disagree because I feel the greatest and purest of all gifts is pain.
Thursday, 28 January 2016
Where.do.babies.com.from? Pt. 2
Johnny : Daddy where do babies come from?
Daddy
: When two people love each other and they play upstairs, then babies
will
come.
Later that week...
Johnny : Daddy! Daddy! I will soon be a
daddy!
Daddy
: What?
Johnny : I played with Sandra upstairs.
Where.do.babies.come.from?
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
Johnny : Daddy where do babies come from?
Daddy
: from God.
Johnny : how?
Daddy
: He makes them and sends them to mommy.
Johnny : He sends them to the house?
Daddy
: No, to her tummy.
Johnny : How does he put them in her tummy?
Daddy
: He gives me the grace to put them in her tummy.
Johnny : How? Through her mouth?
Daddy
: No! Well yes, but that never works.
Johnny : Then how?
Daddy
: Johnny go to your room!
Later that day...
Johnny : Daddy where do babies come from?
Daddy
: \**pauses\** go and ask your mother.
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