Where.do.babies.come.from?

WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

Johnny : Daddy where do babies come from?

Daddy  : from God.

Johnny : how?

Daddy  : He makes them and sends them to mommy.

Johnny : He sends them to the house?

Daddy  : No, to her tummy.

Johnny : How does he put them in her tummy?

Daddy  : He gives me the grace to put them in her tummy.

Johnny : How? Through her mouth?

Daddy  : No! Well yes, but that never works.

Johnny : Then how?

Daddy  : Johnny go to your room!

Later that day...

Johnny : Daddy where do babies come from?

Daddy  : \**pauses\** go and ask your mother.