Disclaimer: the steps here in under have been tried and experimented upon, if tried by anyone, I shan't beheld responsible for the consequences thereof ..However do feel free to send your experiences in the comment section
#Basically any dumb ass can ask a girl out. This is not astronomical spectrum analysis science. This steps will keep the phrase 'fuck off!!' from your conversation.
Here are the steps........ghen ghen ghen ghen....
1.)Possess Balls :yes, this step is basically self explanatory, you must possess balls of titanium to ask a girl out. Make up your mind before you go over to talk to her and do not ask her out the first time you see her, there is no such thing as love at first sight. there's just the creepy guy without boundaries. But it could work if you are Thor of course.
You know that last part, no not about Thor you moron, forget it. Ask her out the first time you see her, make sure you get something out of her the first time, her number, home address, mother's maiden name, anything.her ATM pin, get something.
2.Never take no for an answer. A girl will always play hard to get. If your guts tells you she hates your ass,ignore this as it might be the 'Okpa and pap' you took for breakfast. Here, her opinion of you is immaterial. Say your piece and wait your answer .If you don't like the answer, not to worry, all you have to do is say the same shit over and over again. In fact I'll throw you my line
Me:"Hey babe, you look nice",will you follow me home so we can have sex?
Her:"No!!"
Me:Fine we'll not have sex today, grab your bag let's go".
I know cool right?.. You are welcome! If she slaps you though, you should probably think of something a little more subtle or lose those balls and take off like a little bitch.
3.Do not use cliches... be yourself. do not tell her she has beautiful eyes, everybody says that shit. Say something like :"Hey bae, you have the sexiest ankles I have ever seen! Oh my god! they are like gorgeous little snow balls and goddamn are those ears to die for!, don't panic and talk about her handbag or shoes unless you really like them and your plan was to steal them all along then good job James Bond. Do comment on her voice though, it will make her shy and give you the edge.
3.Be the leader;. Don't worry, you don't have to be a president. It is immaterial that you are better than other guys ,don't compare yourself, just be the best. Example, if you take her to a cinema, make sure your popcorn has more sugar and I assure you, you gon get some for dat extra sugar bruh, don't be modest about the things you are good at, reign modestly instead, while telling stories of your successful exploits and very bright future, tales of a few containers of yours on the high sea won't hurt anyone ......GoodLuck and don't forget to get back to us with juicy details of your exploits....in case you fail, refer to first paragraph.
1.)Possess Balls :yes, this step is basically self explanatory, you must possess balls of titanium to ask a girl out. Make up your mind before you go over to talk to her and do not ask her out the first time you see her, there is no such thing as love at first sight. there's just the creepy guy without boundaries. But it could work if you are Thor of course.
You know that last part, no not about Thor you moron, forget it. Ask her out the first time you see her, make sure you get something out of her the first time, her number, home address, mother's maiden name, anything.her ATM pin, get something.
2.Never take no for an answer. A girl will always play hard to get. If your guts tells you she hates your ass,ignore this as it might be the 'Okpa and pap' you took for breakfast. Here, her opinion of you is immaterial. Say your piece and wait your answer .If you don't like the answer, not to worry, all you have to do is say the same shit over and over again. In fact I'll throw you my line
Me:"Hey babe, you look nice",will you follow me home so we can have sex?
Her:"No!!"
Me:Fine we'll not have sex today, grab your bag let's go".
I know cool right?.. You are welcome! If she slaps you though, you should probably think of something a little more subtle or lose those balls and take off like a little bitch.
3.Do not use cliches... be yourself. do not tell her she has beautiful eyes, everybody says that shit. Say something like :"Hey bae, you have the sexiest ankles I have ever seen! Oh my god! they are like gorgeous little snow balls and goddamn are those ears to die for!, don't panic and talk about her handbag or shoes unless you really like them and your plan was to steal them all along then good job James Bond. Do comment on her voice though, it will make her shy and give you the edge.
3.Be the leader;. Don't worry, you don't have to be a president. It is immaterial that you are better than other guys ,don't compare yourself, just be the best. Example, if you take her to a cinema, make sure your popcorn has more sugar and I assure you, you gon get some for dat extra sugar bruh, don't be modest about the things you are good at, reign modestly instead, while telling stories of your successful exploits and very bright future, tales of a few containers of yours on the high sea won't hurt anyone ......GoodLuck and don't forget to get back to us with juicy details of your exploits....in case you fail, refer to first paragraph.
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