1. First of all, who is leaving who? If you're leaving her house make sure you got a place to stay but if you're too broke and you gonna be homeless then your bitch ass is reading the wrong article and I got two words for you 'make peace Mah nigga'.
2. If you've stayed with her too long and own expensive things in her house then get your shit and be on your way. If however it is your house and the said shit is yours and it can be destroyed then I suggest the mall as venue for the brech (breakup speech) so if she breaks anything she pays for it.
3. Make sure you got another girl before you leave a bitch for according to the aphorism 'a bitch in hand is better than a bitch at large' or is it a large bitch.... Never mind. Boredom is enough to drag you back to her plus a hotter girl in your arm won't hurt...... O wait*writer smiles evilly*.
4. Leave. Do not drift away slowly, that shot is weird and please don't hide or run from her you are not El chapo. Just leave in a dramatic fashion for in the words of Tiwa savage 'leave a bitch like he/she a bitch'.
Disclaimer: all the names used here are not fictional. They are too real and if you got a problem with that, I'm real too bitch! Hey El Chapo we homies right? Please don't run me out of town, no pun intended.
0 comments:
Post a Comment