The.laws.of.little.white.lies.

Okay let me break it down, it was a bright Saturday morning, and waking up late as usual, I walked straight to the kitchen ,(yeah boo hoo I didn’t brush).  Now listen attentively and get this part, the aroma was nice because I was practically eating the food through my nostrils, I could taste it before I got to the kitchen, then lo and behold breakfast was served, but as soon as it touched my tongue, I almost threw up because it tasted like crap!!, now I don’t mean the crustaceans because when u fry those they are awesome. It was fried rice on a Saturday morning not like she was rushing to work or anything,
she had all the time in the world, it was the freaking weekend!!, I can’t start my weekend like this but for some weird  universal law, when she asked me how the food tasted, with a wide obviously sarcastic smile ,I said good without any hesitation in fact I didn’t just stop there I went ahead to say very good then finally I said mum,( yeah my mum!) your food is the best in the whole wide world what! Yeah u heard me, I had to obey the law, besides Dad said the same thing too, it is an unwritten law of little white lies …but not to worry because now am drafting d constitution of little white lies, am putting them all out, here goes;

1 ) No matter how crappy you mums food might constantly taste, still say it’s the best in the world (mine wasn’t constant though but I couldn’t break her heart this one time) she’s a good cook when she wants to be, like while cooking vegetable soup that I totally detest!!

2) No matter the circumstance, choose death than tell your wife, girlfriend or even your sister in fact never ever tell any girl at all that the skirt, blouse or any article of clothing makes her look fat!!=>choose death first, option two suicide before you consider it

Exception=>except the girl in question is a hoe then you should definitely consider it. Disclaimer: in the above statement I totally meant the farm tool

 3) Your Dad, teacher, elder brother, sis etc in fact anyone that isn’t you is totally correct while doing your class work for you even when you know they are wrong , never ever correct them , the law stipulates that you always say Yes! Like, yes dad the answer at the back written and solved by great mathematicians is wrong!  I mean 2+2 is totally 7

4) You are the only girl I know or you are the only girl I see, of course we guys obey this unknowingly to the core never say otherwise, she’s the only girl we see because we are totally girl blind, we see only her, we totally can’t see her hotter friends, we see blur when they pass shaking their booties, we know ‘something  is shaking’ but we see blur, I know it sounds crazy but it works, girls believe this shit.

5) Finally for now, the almighty you are the most beautiful girl in the world, yeah that’s right! We’ve seen keeping up with the kardarshians together I have seen kim, nikki , iggy what! The list can go on forever but for some reason whenever I say she’s the most beautiful girl in the world she believes me, it’s like a miracle …… That’s it for now folks keep reading rebel digest for more on the laws of little white lies                                                                            

                                                                                      yours Awesomeness Rapha’EL!!!...