WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
Johnny : Daddy where do babies come from?
Daddy
: from God.
Johnny : how?
Daddy
: He makes them and sends them to mommy.
Johnny : He sends them to the house?
Daddy
: No, to her tummy.
Johnny : How does he put them in her tummy?
Daddy
: He gives me the grace to put them in her tummy.
Johnny : How? Through her mouth?
Daddy
: No! Well yes, but that never works.
Johnny : Then how?
Daddy
: Johnny go to your room!
Later that day...
Johnny : Daddy where do babies come from?
Daddy
: \**pauses\** go and ask your mother.
